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Dicks Out For Babe: An Unbiased Analysis of 21st Century Conservative Politics by Juno Who

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You think you're the emperor Of the United States of Darkness But you're just Really the faecal phantom menace Can you chill out with the MAGA-verse fandom bullshit Do you know what's bigger than a Trump dick? Melania's salted clit This is not a space opera You are not the God-emperor You're a disgrace To the human race This is not a space This is not a space opera Where's your red hat You utter fucking twat? Getting mad like a toddler Not exactly Darth Vader Not quite a sith Just a little shit This is not a space This is not a space opera
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What is this bullshit that they sell me? When they're all around When the Tories are in town They fuck your nan just as much as they fuck you They fuck your nan just as much as they fuck What is this but bullshit? Slimer climber eats you Like a leaf you're munched on then you're snail food The Tories are in town Hide your bacon hide your pigs Dicks out for Babe They fuck the pigs just as much as they fuck you They fuck the pigs just as much as they fuck What is this but bullshit? Slimer climber eats you Like a leaf you're munched on then you're snail They fuck the pigs just as much as they fuck you They fuck the pigs just as much as they fuck What is this but bullshit? Slimer climber eats you Like a leaf you're munched on then you're snail food
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Black heart caveat The amazon's on fire! What the fuck are you doing up there On your piss-stench pedestal? Jump off the top of the statue of Jesus Make yourself a Martyr You fucking piece of shit Balsa wood, oh Bolognese, you're a spineless fucking cuck Bolsonaro is that your name or is it just old General Scumfuck? Balsa wood, oh Bolognese, you're a spineless fucking cock We'll open your head violently with a fucking rock Worse than Trump, worse than Bojo! Yes you're a bonafide cunt Jump into oncoming traffic See if anyone cares Kill yourself in an obscene way Just don't let anyone see the mess It's not like anyone would care About old Bolso' boy anyway Balsa wood, oh Bolognese, you're a spineless fucking cuck Bolsonaro is that your name or is it just old General Scumfuck? Balsa wood, oh Bolognese, you're a spineless fucking cock We'll open your head violently with a fucking rock
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I see you in your fancy suit Scared of a kid with a Yazoo Say we're bullied by the EU Rallying the thugs and goons You whine and you bitch about kids being snowflakes You say bring back hanging but can't take a milkshake Hide in your tour-bus, grow some balls for fuck sake Can't take the splash-back so stop spreading race hate Nigel Farage I've got yours extra large Nigel Farage Caramel and banana Nigel Farage Get ready for some trauma Nigel Farage You're such a fucking coward Nobody funnels dark money To keep me flush in guitar strings I hand out my abuse for free Blunt truths are just my policy I may just have one but it's one more than you have You're chock full of bollocks except for you're ball-sack Your smug fucking face is always in the papers But now it's like Speed now your stuck on a tour-bus Nigel Farage I've got yours extra large Nigel Farage Caramel and banana Nigel Farage Get ready for some trauma Nigel Farage You're such a fucking coward You're scared of my crew cause they're holding some frappes You act like a child caught with shit in it's nappy Pretend you're a hard boy but look at you now You look like you've been bukkaked by a cow Nigel Farage I've got yours extra large Nigel Farage Caramel and banana Nigel Farage Can shove his lies right up his arse Nigel Farage Brings all the milkshakes to the yard

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released December 31, 2020

Dicks Out For Babe: An Unbiased Analysis of 21st Century Conservative Politics
L. O'Fulchy & Z. Zuzuveela

Juno of Political Sciences
Vol. 4, No. 69 (Dec. 2020), ep. 1-4
Published By: Anti-Mind Society for Cultural Politics

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Abstract:
Defence of inequality has always been a core principle of the conservative political position. Despite this, right-wing parties have enjoyed great electoral success in a global society characterized by widespread inequalities of wealth and income. The authors here examine the intellectual and political arguments which conservatives use to justify inequality. They also consider debates over how much inequality is desirable or acceptable. The authors conclude that they are usually cunts.

Academic Staff:
Br. L. O'Fulchy - Bass Guitar, Composition & Lyrics
Sr. Z. Zuzuveela - Guitar, Vocals, Production, Composition & Lyrics

Research Assistants:
Z. MechaNolan - Electronic Drums
M. le Pie - Synthesizers

With Thanks To:
The Margaret Thatcher Memorial Colliery Band - Brass on Track 4
Cai Brown & Jessie Seaton - Translation & Editing

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Artwork by Vinícius "Mura" Uemura

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From the planet Gay'd-Is'co IV, the Space Cadet college on Space-Nam and an undisclosed location hails the trio of Juno Who.

Formed of Zuzi Zuzuveela, the 9-nippled Mogri from the 9th Quadrant of Gay'd-Is'Co IV's metropolis, Zip Nolan, former space-cadet turned space warlock after an accident in Space-Nam, and the Enigmatic Brother O'Fulchy.

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